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FAQ - How to talk to the cannabot
Your bot doesn't make any sense! Your bot doesn't work!
What the hell
Yes, we hear you. Let us try to clarify. First off, please don't
expect Hannah the Cannabot to respond like a real person. She is just
a bit of code, not a mind-reader. If you need urgent help, the [linken
naar onze helpdesk]Help Desk[/hyperlink] is still the surest way to
get what you need. But if you have a little patience, Hannah is great
to talk to! Here are some tips to help you chat with Hannah more
effectively.
1. Please spell carefully.
We try to account for assorted spelling snafus and other errors, but
we simply cannot anticipate them all. You lot write weird stuff when
you're high, LOL! So please check your spelling again as needed.
2. Try rephrasing.
If Hannah doesn't respond to your question accurately, it's no use
repeating it over and over again. Try rephrasing instead to increase
the chance that she will find the correct response in her database.
3. Use short sentences.
The shorter the better! For example, don' t say "Why, hello and good
morrow to you, dashing young cannabot. How nice to make your
acquaintance. Might I impose upon you to assist me in the bothersome
case of the missing order? You see, I purchased some seeds from the
excellent establishment colloquially referred to as Nirvana, when..."
Er, well, you get the idea. Don't do it. Instead, try saying just:
"order problem". Yeah, it's a little less polite, but it gets the
message across. ;-)
To conclude: Hannah is a chatbot, a piece of artificial intelligence
that responds to specific words with pre-programmed answers from a
database. Don't expect individualized, customized responses to complex
questions. But Hannah does offer answers to many common questions - so
just give her a spin! She also likes a bit of fun; for example, try
asking her about Mordor...
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